anorie:

stop-the-fading:

chompyface:

ibisvilen:

Laughed so hard my landlord knocked on the door to make sure I was all right…

i stared at it straight faced for 30 seconds and then it hit me and i spat everywhere

DO YOU BITCHES KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET OVALTINE OFF A COMPUTER SCREEN.

DO YOU.

I DON’T THINK YOU DO.

You know that feeling when there’s absolutely no air in your lungs?

Yeah. That. Right now.

(Source: pocoloki)