Laughed so hard my landlord knocked on the door to make sure I was all right…
i stared at it straight faced for 30 seconds and then it hit me and i spat everywhere
DO YOU BITCHES KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET OVALTINE OFF A COMPUTER SCREEN.
I DON’T THINK YOU DO.
You know that feeling when there’s absolutely no air in your lungs?
Yeah. That. Right now.